Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters
Telling a bi person they must be straight because they’re in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex is like telling someone they don’t actually like spaghetti because they’re currently eating pizza.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”